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I wanna marry Kristen Schaal. :D
when girls brag about playing pokemon or COD something
girls brag about playing pokemon?
do they realize you can play as a girl in the games now
its not boy-centric anymore
#i dont really think it was in the first place but you know
^True dat!
Every single kid in my 3rd/4th grade classes, male and female, played Pokémon or at the very least collected the cards. I personally always thought the character in the original game looked pretty gender ambiguous. I’ve never even met a girl that bragged about playing Pokémon. That franchise was a right of passage for people my age.
As for CoD, you have to admit that not many girls play that game. Not that they should be bragging about it. No one gets bragging privileges. (Though I do admit that I get a little peeved when people automatically assume that I’m a guy when I play LoL. One time, someone started raging at me and said, “I BANGED YOUR GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT!” And I said, “I don’t have a girlfriend.”
“LOLOLOLOL LOSER.”
“…My summoner name is CeliaMoon. Try to guess why I might not have a girlfriend.”
Still doesn’t mean I deserve a gold star.)
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Why haven’t I watched Bob’s Burgers before?
Eugene Mirman and Kristen Schaal?
Perfect cast is perfect!
I’m not very good at keeping up with this, but if you’re new here, have a present:

This is the magical woodsman.
Use it well.
Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result.
It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it.
Microwaves don’t work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these ‘Safe’ appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it’s safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying!
NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES.
SOME KID’S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU’VE HEARD OF “DOUBLE BLIND”, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT’S PUBLISHED IN NATURE.
the structure or energy of the water
what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn’t water anymore and you would fucking notice
the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about
Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation:
Microwaves != nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.
it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it
…do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of
proteinnucleic acid in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt.(You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens when you fry an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein—the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cool.)
Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster.
I…just…that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you’re heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don’t need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that’s like the lowest setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way.
This movement causes friction
That’s not what friction is.
It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
Let’s take these one at a time.
- Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B’s). Just plain heat doesn’t do that, so microwaving veggies—which keeps the water in—is actually a healthier option.
- Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is still nutritious—that’s why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken.
- Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table—sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements.)
Which brings me to the “radiolytic compound” bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron—you’re talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays—the OOOH SCARY NUCULAR radiation—which we’ve already established do not come from your microwave.
things that are not found in nature
What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells. That’s right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by how much of it is left.
Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you—like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications.
PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES AND/OR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET.
LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your veggies.
Science is emotional. Brilliant.
SCIENCE.
One derpy Elf to rule them all.
GPOY UGH Edition
werk things:
- BLURGH
- ARGH
- FUCK
that is all.
Okay when I saw this, I thought you were giving Legolas sex eyes.
things i don’t understand about lord of the rings
Ohhhh Aragorn. You silly billy.
Was actually really good. I teared up at one part.
I could see that movie again at the theater, which I wasn’t expecting.
The Vlogbrothers have had a lot to say on YouTube in the past few days about the relationship between advertising and content on the internet — the tricky ethical terrain, the financial needs of creators, and the fact that we all want this whole internet thing to stay free. I haven’t known what I wanted to say about this, until I watched Hank’s song today, and more specifically, the rant afterwards:
The American eyeball — more generally, the affluent eyeball, and yes, you are affluent if you have an internet connection fast enough to watch YouTube videos — is one of the most valuable commodities in existence on Earth right now.So valuable, in fact, that many amazing services can be offered, for free, in exchange for nothing more than those eyeballs. I don’t like advertisement. […] But the internet is built on the idea that this stuff should be free, so that’s problematic, because advertising is then the only model. And if you want YouTube to be free, and yet continue employing thousands of people, you’re gonna have to look at ads. But if you don’t want YouTube videos to be supported by ads, and you don’t want them to be free, then we should talk about that. If there’s a way to make an online company that doesn’t rely on users providing their psyche and their behavioral habits to be put into a collective commons that is then auctioned off literally to the highest bidder, then let’s have that conversation. (Emphasis mine)For the most part, I’m okay with advertising. I feel conflicted about the fact that advertisers get to practice psychological manipulation on us, but I don’t mind getting to watch YouTube for free in exchange for occasionally being annoyed by having to click another button before I watch my video after waiting a whole five seconds. For a lot of people right now, it seems like the solution is just to feel conflicted. Some people (like, recently, Tom Milsom) decide to forsake advertising revenue altogether, but a lot of people choose to go with the ads, hope they do relatively minimal cultural damage, and try to create art that’s good enough that it’s worth passing ads to see it. I think we can do better than that, and I think we should — and there are three levels on which I would like to see change.
Individual creators’ control
Artists should have the right to decide what kind of ads they want on their content. I imagine an interface in which creators would be able to select particular ads to put on their content, specify categories to let through, specify particular categories to exclude, or just automatically take the highest-paying ads that they have access to. Advertisers, too, would have the option to make their ads available to everyone, or blacklist or whitelist particular users.
Institution-level ad curation
At an organization-level, websites that rely on artists to create the content that makes their site valuable should do some amount of broad filtration. The parameters by which they filter should be explicitly stated in an easy-to-understand format so content creators know what they can expect in terms of advertising.
Case: Project Wonderful
The poster-child example for these first two levels is Project Wonderful, an ad company designed for artists by Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics. From their website’s about page:
They use a mechanism called ‘infinite auction,’ where advertisers bid on how much they’re willing to pay for ad display time, and the highest bidder is automatically charged the lowest amount of money that will beat all the other bids. Advertisers are only ever charged for the time their ads spend up on the site, and creators get the most anyone’s willing to pay for their ad space at the moment. I don’t think that the Project Wonderful system could be directly transposed onto YouTube, but if they were to renovate their advertising system, this would be a good place to get inspiration.
Government-level advertising standards
This category is pretty self-explanatory: we need better legislation protecting us from misleading and exploitative ads. I wrote on Wednesday about the DSHEA, a bill passed in 1994 that makes it easier for companies to lie about the medicinal value of their products, and harder for the FDA to catch them doing it. Food and medicine aren’t the only areas where we’re not very well protected against false or misleading claims. This isn’t something that individual artists or companies can do anything about directly, but if we adopt more proactive control over what we advertise, we might be able to start breaking down this cultural assumption that ads are entirely good or entirely bad, opening the way for popular political support of legislation that helps to manage false advertising effectively.
Economic drawbacks
Of course, if all my suggestions are implemented, it will necessarily decrease ad revenue for creators and networks. The more selection creators have, the more the market gets divided and the more intelligently individual advertisers can direct their money. When networks and governments impose quality control, the effectiveness of manipulative and dishonest ads are severely crippled, so the ads that make their owners the most money, and therefore are worth spending the most money airing, aren’t legal anymore. As John Green explains in his video on ads, You ARE The Product,
Corporations actually have a really good idea of how advertisements affect your behavior. In fact, there are many thousands of people who are working full time to make sure that the ads you see are worth more than they cost. To put it succinctly, almost by definition, advertisers buy you for less than you’re worth.I would argue, though, that the dip in revenue would be worth the gains, because in the long term, the more we, as a nation and as a world community, make our information standards, the more thoughtful and responsible we will become. People are at least in part a reflection of their media landscape, and a more intelligent media landscape means a more intelligent citizenry, a better-run country, and ultimately, a positive-sum world community that will increase value for everyone.
A lot of good thoughts in here. The way that YouTube sells advertising is a little weird, and very traditional. Google is best at providing ads without any people being involved at all. I put code on my site, advertisers pick keywords, and then Google takes a cut of what advertisers will pay.
YouTube, on the other hand, while serving some ads The Google Way mostly wants to sell ads the old fashioned way because there’s much more money to be made. An adsense- served ad generally nets like 20 times less revenue than an ad sold by sales people.
I have a lot of problems with advertising, but one of them that isn’t mentioned in the above article is that, on average, watching advertisements costs you more money than if you just paid for the content.
If it didn’t result in a level of spending significantly larger than the amount of money the advertisers paid, they wouldn’t pay it. So, in effect, you are paying more for the content / service than you should, and there are about 20 middle men taking a cut before the money gets to the people creating the value.
So, in reality, everyone would be better off if we just paid for these ad-supported services. HOWEVER! It’s generally such a tiny amount of money per use / view that it would be impossible to charge people at that level because 100% of it would be eaten up by the credit card transaction fees.
So…yeah…it’s a dramatic economic inefficiency, and I don’t like dramatic inefficiencies.
In a few minutes, I’m going to Taco Bell.
And then I shall proceed to go to a movie theater.
And then I shall proceed to viewMen in Black 3.
Because no one else on the north side of Indy can go.
And I don’t really want to stay at home by myself packing for the rest of the evening.
…
I also just need to get out more.